Scottine is so excited about becoming the next “Mrs. Sheen” that she has already taken his last name. Why? Well, for starters, Sheen wasn’t all-to-keen on her porn star status EVEN THOUGH, according to Scottine: “… Everyone has a past and a story, but my past does not define who I am as a person. Now, I’m preparing the be a wife, a step-mommy and starting a fresh chapter in my life… Brett Rossi left the building a year ago when I retired.” This shit is apparently super serious because she already changed her Twitter name! #ermagherditslove
The marriage is due to take place sometime in the near future, but that hasn’t stopped the two lovebirds from doing some “official” marital business … like adopting a flamingo together at the Santa Barbara Zoo. Scottine Sheen (sorry, I had to see it together; tell me THAT doesn’t sound like a better porn name that Brett Rossi?!) was very excited about little “Klay-vinn” expressed ”I’m a huge animal activist and I’m doing things with the World Wildlife Foundation. We got a plaque and it’s the first thing that says ‘Charlie and Scottine Sheen’ publicly.” Hollywood’s new power couple making the world a safer place … one flamingo at a time. <Golf clap.>
Seriously, though – what do you think they’ll have drawn up first, a pre-nup (even though Chuck deems them to be “poisonous”) or the request for STD tests?
I think the pre-nup would take less time …
